Wednesday, April 01, 2015

April Fool's Day

I'm writing this from Mom & Dad's house.
They're in New York City for the week, and I'm dog-sitting.
I'm looking forward to adventures in the park, Netflix, and lots of reading.
Oh: and I want to get a decent amount of writing done, too.

Adventures in the park are dependent on the weather. March started rather hopeful, with warm temperatures in the fifties and sixties. We're on the cusp of spring, and I couldn't be happier: after this winter's gauntlet of snow- and ice-storms, I'm ready for the trees to come into bloom and the grass to green. March has merely been a temptress, as the cold weather has returned. Ashley and I had a camping trip for Red River Gorge planned for last week, but the cold weather put a nix on that. I'm hoping Ohio will wise up and get its ass in gear. With sixty degree temperatures today, maybe such wishful thinking isn't the equivalent of a shot out of the dark.

The end of the month wraps up my journey through a variety of materials on the Great War: histories, memoirs, novels, atlases, pictorial guides, I devoured it all. Next up on my tramping through history is World War Two, but I'm taking a break from nonfiction and indulging my appetite for adventure, mystery, and suspense through the written word. My "Reading Queue" for April includes works of fiction by Stephen King, Michael Crichton, and Justin Cronin (and maybe a few oddballs here-and-there). Oh, and of course I'm still plodding through N.T. Wright's Jesus and the Victory of God.

In other news, did you know one of Obama's Secret Service agents is a shape-shifting Reptilian alien? Most people don't know this, but the United States Government is conniving with Reptilian aliens, giving them sanction in vast underground cities scattered throughout the western states. We give them shelter (their planet went face-down a long time ago), and they return the favor by giving us technology. We garnished their attention with the nuclear bomb, which told them we had become an advanced species. Unfortunately, the United States government is merely a pawn for these aliens, a chess piece in their game for global (and cosmic) domination. Obama's socialist leaning is a tool to create a One World Government, which will open the door for the Reptilians to take over without mass destruction of the planet. This little video below is but one piece of the conspiracy: because of Obama's role in the long-term plans of the Reptilian race, they're intent on protecting him, even to the point of putting a few Reptilian staffers on his Secret Service detail!


1 comment:

Blake said...

Traci knows all about the lizard people.

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