Brian and I got bored this evening so we spent four hours driving around. Our task was to get off the interstate at Big Bone Lick, then make it back to Cincinnati Christian University without touching the interstate once. It took us a little while. Along the way we stopped for Wendy's, listened to Chris Tomlin and David Crowder, hung out in an old, backroads graveyard and gazed at the stars, visited one of Brian's kids at her job in Kroger (he's a youth minister), and we even chased a deer on foot and barely missed a ferry over to the Ohio River (plan on hitting that next week). We used a small, rickety bridge to cross the Ohio River, but only after we took time to walk down to the bank and urinate within. So don't drink the river water. More exciting than the other days of the week, I assure you. But I had to crap the whole time. At least it wasn't too bad.